balkanbitch:

I hope hobie says this in the next film

nayohme:

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

killrockstar:

i’m having so much fun

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it’s got the McDonald’s marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

how could they possibly have predicted this

I literally can’t stop watching these

krispytm:

You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2028.

sacred-portal:

sacred-portal:

distortiondragon:

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

rtz669:

guy creating a game: wow wouldn’t it be fucked up to be locked up in a tiny dark room u cannot escape from kilometers under the sea. this sure is an awful way to die! good thing this doesn’t happen in real life

random tech company:

pointnclick:

it’s horrific. awful way to die. either you’re trapped with no chance of being found, air running out, everyone around you suffocating, or the hull is broken and you get turned to jelly by the crushing ocean depths. ik they’re billionaires so it’s very contentious for me. generally i prefer no one dies horrifically. like just as a fellow human being on earth. but i dont think the ultra rich ever extend that mindset to others. climate refugees. and just everything. it feels like something a greek god would do to punish them. it has a certain swagful je ne sais quoi if removed from the human suffering which billionaires have to do philosophically to maintain their positions. very haunting. the hubris of it all. old jalopy metal tube steered by a mad catz controller. to go look at the titanic. which is nothing but a rusted out metal wreck full of fish and silt. btw. the grandiosity of it is completely unrecognizable. one has to wonder what compels ppl to even look at it in the first place. like the prestige of seeing some filthy grown over shell? crazy thing to die for. very textually rich… bad way to die as a human being. great way to die as a narrative about human greed and folly i guess. good job. mission accomplished?

animentality:

coldbluebirdchaos:

he’s thinking

pink-boobs:

inneskeeper:

red-mercer:

inneskeeper:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

sometimes i forget most people don’t know that birdhouse shapes aren’t just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour

cykelops:

“humans don’t do anything for free” somewhere out there there is a guy who spent days if not weeks of his life cataloguing every stupid thing you can do on stardew valley so that you can minmax the fuck out of growing potatoes on a pixel grid for quite literally no reason but that it might help someone else